Why my skull is always this close to fracturing...

[reason]

Coincidentally, this morning around 7:30am as I read the Drudge headlines I told a coworker that Drudge makes me feel like it's the End Of The World. To which my coworker responded, "Y'know, I was just thinking the same thing!"

[cincygreg]

I found these, they oughta cheer you up [img]wink.gif[/img]

"Nude Resorts On A Winning Streak"
http://abcnews.go.com/Entertainment/...tory?id=236498

And

"Vegas Sex Workers Demand Rights, Respect"
http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory?id=2191568

It's good to see some things that offer a Um Uh, "lighter side" of the news being reported on [img]wink.gif[/img]

[Lew]

Forget the articles, these are samples from today's Drudge Report headlines. Yes he's sensationalistic. Yes he overblows everything. But I mean, just read them, and you can feel your head about ready to explode....

Woman Critically Injured After Getting Trapped In Car Wash...

13 DAYS, 14 HOMICIDES IN DC...

Phoenix in fear of two serial 'monsters'...

Oil hits record over $78...

Princess Diana death picture causes outrage...

Auburn Professor Under Investigation For Athlete Favors, Grades...

Multiple mutations in Indonesian bird flu strain...

Fla. Detective Held On Child Porn Charges...


and of course my fave of the day, hell this may be the best one of the year so far:

Coaches Accused Of Using Screws To Torture Gymnasts...

[reason]

And to reinforce my last comments, from today's Drudge:

Gingrich: We need to recognize that America is in World War III....

[cincygreg]

More of this can be exepcted, but the headline says it all

"NEW DAY, NEW ATTACKS"

A Tsunami Hit Indonesia

Wildfires buring in 9 states

You could just check here for your news reason
http://english.aljazeera.net/NR/exer...AC9111C90F.htm

<font color="#a62a2a" size="1">[ July 17, 2006 10:38 AM: Message edited by: cincygreg ]</font>

[Lew]

And you know, maybe there were always stories like this waiting in the wings, just no one was able to get them out to the public.

But I mean, God almighty....

[Raven Soul]

That's great, it starts with an earthquake, birds and snakes, an aeroplane,
Lenny Bruce is not afraid
Eye of a hurricane, listen to yourself churn - world
Serves its own needs, dont misserve your own needs. Feed
It off an aux speak, grunt, no, strength,turn, ladder
Start to clatter with fear fight down height. Wire
In a fire, representing seven games, in a government
For hire and a combat site. Left of west and coming in
A hurry with the furies breathing down your neck. Team
By team reporters baffled, trumped, tethered cropped
Look at that low playing! Fine, then. Uh oh,
Overflow, population, common food, but it'll do. Save
Yourself, serve yourself. World serves its own needs,
Listen to your heart bleed dummy with the rapture and
The revered and the right, right. You vitriolic,
Patriotic, slam, fight, bright light, feeling pretty
Psyched

It's the end of the world as we know it
It's the end of the world as we know it
It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine

Six o'clock - TV hour. Don't get caught in foreign
Towers. Slash and burn, return, listen to yourself
Churn. Locking in, uniforming,and book burning, blood
Letting. Every motive escalate. Automotive incinerate
Light a candle, light a motive. Step down, step down
Watch your heel crush, crushed, uh-oh, this means no
Fear cavalier. Renegade steer clear! A tournament,
a Tournament, a tournament of lies. Offer me solutions,
Offer me alternatives and I decline

(chorus)
It's the end of the world as we know it (it's time I had some time alone)
It's the end of the world as we know it (it's time I had some time alone)
It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine (it's time I had some
time alone)

I feel fine

(repeat chorus)

The other night I dreamt of knives, continental
Drift divide. Mountains sit in a line, Leonard
Bernstein. Leonid Brezhnev, Lenny Bruce and Lester
Bangs. Birthday party, cheesecake, jelly bean, boom! You
Symbiotic, patriotic, slam book neck, right? Right

(repeat chorus)

It's the end of the world as we know it
It's the end of the world as we know it
It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine (it's time I had some
time alone)

(repeat chorus 2x)

Fine
It's the end of the world as we know it (it's time I had some time alone)

[cincygreg]

ONE MORE TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!?!?!?!?!
Or not [img]graemlins/hmmm.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/sure.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/wonder.gif[/img] LOL!

How about this simple chorus from Everclear...

"We can live beside the ocean
Leave the fire behind
Swim out past the breakers
Watch the world die"
[img]eek.gif[/img]

[Lew]

After that song, I'm now stuck with this mental image of Raven grinding in the dogbowl.....

[cincygreg]

Hows the dog gonna feel about that [img]eek.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/hmmm.gif[/img]

Ok, this one is going to go ahead and finish off that scull fracture Lew
It didnt take long, but maybe a little longer than some expected it would

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/14054482/